MM40 · The Order

BangaloreMen 40+26 Saturdays

How many times have you been on Day 1?It was never your willpower. Every plan you tried was built to be followed alone.You don't need another plan. You need a place where the plan doesn't break.

The Order is 26 Saturday mornings in Bangalore, with men who've been on Day 1 as many times as you. It's built for the one thing no diet, app or tablet gave you: making it last.

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The pattern

Week 1

You're sure this time.

Week 3

A wedding. A work trip. Your mother-in-law visits.

Week 6Day 1

Day 1 again. And you blame yourself.

It wasn't you.

Every plan you were handed -- the diet, the app, the walking, the dietitian -- was designed to be followed alone, at home, against your whole life. That design breaks almost everyone.

“Of 26 men I spoke to on calls this year, 12 told me the same thing: it worked for two weeks, then it broke.”— Vishak Moopar

What the Order is

The Order isn't a program you follow. It's a place you return to.

26 Saturdays

One morning a week, one ground in Bangalore.

Moopar to supply · Saturday start and end time, and the area

Your Five

You're placed in a named group of five men who notice when you're missing.

Family Saturday

The first Saturday of every month, the person who runs your kitchen comes too.

Never a workout class

Something new every Saturday. You'll hold up your own report when the number moves.

Founding board

Founding members' names stay on the board permanently.

A Saturday morning

6:30 to 10:00.

  1. 6:30
    Moopar to supply · run-of-show -- first slot
  2. Moopar to supply · time
    Moopar to supply · run-of-show -- slot 2
  3. Moopar to supply · time
    Moopar to supply · run-of-show -- slot 3
  4. Moopar to supply · time
    Moopar to supply · run-of-show -- slot 4
  5. 10:00
    Moopar to supply · run-of-show -- close

Who this is not for

Close this page if:

  • you want a pill or a shortcut;
  • you were diagnosed less than 3 years ago;
  • you have type 1 or LADA;
  • you can't give Saturday mornings;
  • you want to be told it's fine and change nothing.

No hard feelings. The Order only works for men who come back.

Why I built it

Vishak Moopar

Vishak MooparBangalore

I've read 350+ lab reports and sat with 275+ men about their numbers. When the method was followed, the numbers moved. What I couldn't fix from a phone screen was the week they stopped.

So I built a place to be there.

Questions

Before you tap

Do I have to stop my medicines?
No. Never change a medicine without your own doctor. The Order works on what you do; your doctor decides your medicines.
Is it a workout group?
No. Most Saturdays you won't break a sweat.
Where exactly?
Moopar to supply · venue area. The exact venue goes to accepted members.
What if I'm travelling on a Saturday?
Moopar to supply · missed-Saturday policy
Can my wife come?
Yes. The first Saturday of every month is Family Saturday.
What does it cost?
I share the founding investment on your call, after I've seen your report. If your body can't respond, I won't take your money.
What happens after 26 Saturdays?
Moopar to supply · alumni path -- must be answered before launch
Is it online?
No. In person, in Bangalore.
Is it for women?
A women's batch is planned. Join the waitlist.

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